1. Nigerians don’t ever rest.
Even after death, they still work as
ancestors, collecting kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people’s pulse to know whether they’re dead or alive. In
Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can’t Cook, Bros Your Case Dey “MR BIGGS”
4. When next you check your
boyfriend’s texts. Ignore his
chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That’s where the truth is.
5. No matter how expensive
your Wrist watch is, as long as it
won’t tell you Christ’s Second
coming, its as Useless as the “p”in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy.
7. You don’t have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.
8. Ladies are…
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