Donald Trump Hypes His P*nis At Bad Tempered GOP Debate


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American business mogul and front-line aspirant for the Republican party presidential ticket, Donald Trump early Friday(CAT) stunned the world with reassurances about the size of his member in response to thinly veiled attacks by opponent, Senator Marco Rubio.

Trump reassured the nation that the size of his alleged penis is adequate in response to provocative remarks made by Rubio earlier in the week.

“He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands, I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands?

“And, he referred to my hands — if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee,” Trump said.

According to The Verge, Trump is only following the footsteps of some former American presidents who openly talked about their body parts. A story about former President Lyndon Johnson as told by The New York Review of Books in 2002 is shown to buttress the point:

“He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.”

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